All premium users are losing their coins tonight at midnight

    by AffectionateSong8

    45 Comments

    1. sensibl3chuckle on

      May I have a gold star as a reward for my contributions to the human race?

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      I….I don’t know what to say. My heart fills with splooge at this honor!

    2. OwnPercentage9088 on

      I want an award for having the most mascara in my mouth at once. Those guinness bastards said it “wasn’t a real achievement” but they’re probably Irish so fuck them, they gave someone an award for having the most gumballs in their ass so WHY NOT ME!?

      By the way I was the aforementioned world record holder for having the most gumballs in my ass. You’re welcome, world. Award me, you Irish bastards!

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